Wednesday, May 7, 2008

The Vice Guide To North Korea: Episodes 11-12

This is an outstanding documentary in which a crew of counter-culture types manage to get into North Korea and discreetly film the bizarre world of Kim Jong Il. Each segment is roughly four minutes, and it runs a great many parts, but the footage is incredible. The documentarians are straight-shooting and keep your attention, and I highly recommend setting aside the time to follow the whole film. I'll help by backdating the last few days worth of missed posts to allow for Sunday spare time...

WARNING: NSFW LANGUAGE

Episode Eleven: The Barrage
The pinnacle of human engineering and famine induction.


Episode Twelve: The Schoolchildren's Palace
Meeting the country’s creepily overtalented future generation.

Tuesday, May 6, 2008

The Vice Guide To North Korea: Episodes 9-10

This is an outstanding documentary in which a crew of counter-culture types manage to get into North Korea and discreetly film the bizarre world of Kim Jong Il. Each segment is roughly four minutes, and it runs a great many parts, but the footage is incredible. The documentarians are straight-shooting and keep your attention, and I highly recommend setting aside the time to follow the whole film. I'll help by backdating the last few days worth of missed posts to allow for Sunday spare time...

WARNING: NSFW LANGUAGE

Episode Nine: The Pyongyang Metro
The most lavish two-stop subway money can buy (from East Germany).


Episode Ten: The People's Study House
Headquarters of the North Korean philosopher hotline.

Monday, May 5, 2008

The Vice Guide To North Korea: Episodes 7-8

This is an outstanding documentary in which a crew of counter-culture types manage to get into North Korea and discreetly film the bizarre world of Kim Jong Il. Each segment is roughly four minutes, and it runs a great many parts, but the footage is incredible. The documentarians are straight-shooting and keep your attention, and I highly recommend setting aside the time to follow the whole film. I'll help by backdating the last few days worth of missed posts to allow for Sunday spare time...

WARNING: NSFW LANGUAGE

Episode Seven: Pangasumnida
Letting loose with the guards at state-sanctioned karaoke.


Episode Eight: Memorials and Gifts
VBS pays its respects to the Eternal President and views his amazing collection of presents.

Sunday, May 4, 2008

The Vice Guide To North Korea: Episodes 5-6

This is an outstanding documentary in which a crew of counter-culture types manage to get into North Korea and discreetly film the bizarre world of Kim Jong Il. Each segment is roughly four minutes, and it runs a great many parts, but the footage is incredible. The documentarians are straight-shooting and keep your attention, and I highly recommend setting aside the time to follow the whole film. I'll help by backdating the last few days worth of missed posts to allow for Sunday spare time...

WARNING: NSFW LANGUAGE

Episode Five: The Tea Girl (3:40)
We may still be the last people this girl has hung out with.


Episode Six: The Northern D.M.Z.
The North Koreans bring us back to the border.

Saturday, May 3, 2008

The Vice Guide To North Korea: Episodes 3-4

This is an outstanding documentary in which a crew of counter-culture types manage to get into North Korea and discreetly film the bizarre world of Kim Jong Il. Each segment is roughly four minutes, and it runs a great many parts, but the footage is incredible. The documentarians are straight-shooting and keep your attention, and I highly recommend setting aside the time to follow the whole film. I'll help by backdating the last few days worth of missed posts to allow for Sunday spare time...

WARNING: NSFW LANGUAGE

Epidode Three: Hello Pyongyang (3:39)
"VBS arrives in the grimmest, most isolated, zaniest capital in the world."


Epidode Four: The Pueblo (4:40)
"Learning a valuable lesson about how bad we are."

Friday, May 2, 2008

The Vice Guide To North Korea: Episodes 1-2

This is an outstanding documentary in which a crew of counter-culture types manage to get into North Korea and discreetly film the bizarre world of Kim Jong Il. Each segment is roughly four minutes, and it runs a great many parts, but the footage is incredible. The documentarians are straight-shooting and keep your attention, and I highly recommend setting aside the time to follow the whole film. I'll help by backdating the last few days worth of missed posts to allow for Sunday spare time...

WARNING: NSFW LANGUAGE

Epidode One: The South's DMZ (5:36)
"Peeking across the border at the forbidden North."



Epidode Two: Shenyang (3:41)
"The backdoor route into North Korea."

Thursday, May 1, 2008

A Frank Review of Iron Man (The Movie)



There are a wealth of lengthy reviews of Iron Man available online right, but I'm too tired to contribute formally. Instead, I'll try to stick with spoiler light bullet points:

  • At two hours and six minutes, the movie still feels short. A good time is had all the way through, without any of the tiresome padding usually found in super-hero movies.
  • Tony Stark's facial hair and posture are overstated to distraction.
  • Good sound effects, but some really dodgy music cues, especially that weak ass un-rock score during Iron Man's first flight. The 60's cartoon theme riff helps salve the wound.
  • Jeff Bridges is outstanding and highly effective.
  • Terence Howard's voice bothers me a lot. He didn't sound like Jim Rhoades so much as Theodore of Alvin & the Chipmunks.
  • Gwen Paltrow reminded me for the first time in a great many years why I found her attractive. Her charm brings more to the role than the script, though it is blessed with an avoidance of much of the usual cliche. However, her skits are too long to be so tight, forcing her to waddle through set pieces in a most unbecoming manner.
  • The effects are wonderful in that you not only believe these constructs inhabit their space, but you can actually watch them perform without overly frenetic cuts. The mech combat is phenomenal.
  • Some of the comedy is surprisingly broad and slapstick, and it manages to work without eroding the more serious and realistic aspects of the film.
  • Jon Favreau's cameo as Happy Hogan works well without seeming forced, plus he fairly looks the part, poor bastard. Expect this man to earn a lot of money in the coming years with his deft handling of the diverse expectations of this script.
  • A wealthy playboy used to having his way with the world is humiliated and imprisoned under terrible conditions for months. He then builds a suit of armor, obliterates his captors, and returns constantly to its power and freedom of flight in place of all previous pursuits. Psychoanalyze away.
  • The virtual incarnation of Jarvis is magic, where a human would have just been an Alfred Pennyworth rip.
  • I think this flick will play better with the uninitiated than most any other super-hero movie in history.
  • The movie consistently takes the material a step beyond, making it an all-ages action comedy that can actually play to adults without insulting their intelligence or sensibilities.
  • Above all else, Robert Downey Jr. FTW. He's so witty and generally enviable in his ability to manipulate emotions like putty in his hands, you'll have difficulty finding fault in any aspect of the film bearing his touch. That said, there's an awful lot of Downey wisecracking that wins the audience but loses sight of the character at times. Still, I read a review that compared the performance to Johnny Depp's effect on "Pirates of the Caribbean," and it truly was strong enough to have carried the whole production on its back, if necessary.

...nurghophiles...

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