Sunday, July 27, 2008

Ask's Top 99 Women 2008 Edition

I like these kind of lists on websites, but not the billions of ads, redirects, and impossibly slow load times. Until the matter is addressed, I will spoil these mother bitches at will!

"'s Top 99 Most Desirable Women is an annual list compiled by readers and staff, ranking the famous females deemed to be the year's most alluring. In casting their votes, readers are asked to look beyond sex appeal and beauty to pick women who have the characteristics they value in a potential companion, like intelligence, humor, charisma, and ambition. The result is an annual list that acts as the definitive gauge for identifying what modern men desire most in their female companions.

This year, over 5 million votes were cast as readers identified the females from the worlds of music, fashion, sports, and entertainment who they felt best represented their ideal woman. So who has joined the likes of Jessica Alba, Beyonce and Adriana Lima in being named 2008's No. 1? Find out by making your way up through the list --"

99. Blake Lively (Gossip Girl)
98. Jenna Fischer (The Office)
97. Vanessa Minnillo (Nick Lachey's girlfriend)
96. Giada de Laurentiis (Food Network's Everyday Italian)
95. Lindsay Lohan
94. Zhang Ziyi (Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon)
93. Ashlee Simpson (singer)
92. Ali Larter (Heroes, Resident Evil: Extinction)
91. Mary Elizabeth Winstead (Live Free or Die Hard, Death Proof)
90. Milla Jovovich (Resident Evil Trilogy, Ultraviolet)
89. Kerry Washington (Fantastic 4: Silver Surfer, The Last King of Scotland)
88. Jessica Chobot (IGN Weekly)
87. Marion Cotillard (La vie en rose)
86. Sophia Bush (The Hitcher)
85. Rachel Weisz (The Fountain, The Mummy)
84. Ivanka Trump (The Apprentice)
83. Olivia Munn (Attack of the Show!)
82. Naomi Watts (Eastern Promises)
81. Hilary Duff (singer)
80. Alyssa Milano (Charmed)
79. Ana de la Reguera (Nacho Libre)
78. Nadine Velazquez (My Name is Earl)
77. Rashida Jones (The Office)
76. Jennifer Love Hewitt (Ghost Whisperer)
75. April Scott (The Dukes of Hazzard: The Beginning)
74. Maria Sharapova (tennis star)
73. Ana Ivanovic (tennis star)
72. Dita Von Teese
71. Cate Blanchett (Indiana Jones and the Crystal Skull)
70. Federica Ridolfi (random busty Itallian)
69. Lucy Pinder (frequently topless Brit)
68. Leona Lewis (The X Factor winner)
67. Mallika Sherawat (Bollywood actress)
66. Padma Lakshmi (Top Chef)
65. Michelle Marsh (random Brit model)
64. Nelly Furtado (singer)
63. Anne Hathaway (Get Smart)
62. Cassie (Step Up 2 the Streets)
61. Vanessa Hudgens (High School Musical)
60. Malin Akerman (The Heartbreak Kid)
59. Kristen Bell (Heroes, Veronica Mars)
58. Kate Moss
57. Rose McGowan (Grindhouse)
56. Sara Varone (Buona Domenica)
55. Gwen Stefani (singer)
54. Sienna Miller (Stardust, Interview)
53. Michelle Lombardo (Entourage, Californication)
52. Salma Hayek (Latin Goddess)
51. Hayden Panettiere (Heroes, awful singer)
50. Reon Kadena (Metal Gear Solid 3: Snake Eater)
49. Danna Garcia (model)
48. Nicole Scherzinger (Pussycat Dolls)
47. Jessica Simpson (singer, "actress")
46. Gemma Atkinson (Brit model)
45. Sofia Vergara (Entourage)
44. Jaime Pressly (My Name is Earl)
43. Katharine McPhee (American Idol runner-up *corrected*)
42. Elin Nordegren (Swede model)
41. Petra Nemcova (model)
40. Emmanuelle Chriqui (You Don't Mess with the Zohan)
39. Keira Knightley (Pirates of the Caribbean)
38. Shakira (singer)
37. Rachel McAdams (The Notebook)
36. Christina Aguilera (singer)
35. Angelina Jolie (Wanted)
34. Kelly Brook (model)
33. Layla Kayleigh (model)
32. Brooke Burke (model)
31. Bianca Beauchamp (model)
30. Alicia Keys (singer)
29. Eva Longoria (Desperate Housewives)
28. Kim Kardashian
27. Aishwarya Rai (Bollywood actress)
26. Penelope Cruz (Latin Goddess)
25. Heidi Klum (model)
24. Elisha Cuthbert (Captivity)
23. Carrie Underwood (American Idol winner)
22. Monica Bellucci (Shoot 'Em Up)
21. Halle Berry (Things We Lost in the Fire)
20. Bar Refaeli (model)
19. Miranda Kerr (model)
18. Cheryl Tweedy (Popstars: The Rivals)
17. Maggie Q (Live Free or Die Hard)
16. Gisele Bundchen (model)
15. Natalie Portman (V For Vendetta)
14. Beyonce (singer)
13. Keeley Hazell (Brit model)
12. Megan Fox (Transformers)
11. Maria Menounos (Entertainment Tonight)
10. Adriana Lima (model)
09. Marisa Miller (model)
08. Rihanna (singer)
07. Jessica Biel (I Now Pronounce You Chuck & Larry)
06. Scarlett Johansson ("actress")
05. Jessica Alba (Latin Demi-Goddess, "actress")
04. Eva Mendes (Ghost Rider)
03. Kate Beckinsale (Underworld)
02. Alessandra Ambrosio (model)
01. Katherine Heigl (Knocked Up)

VERY NSFW Language

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

One correction-----Kat McPhee was an American Idol runner-up, not a winner. She SHOULD have won, though.


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