Friday, May 8, 2009

Air (Vol. 1): Letters from Lost Countries




I've talked before about how Vertigo is always out to replace their completed hits with reconstructions both full bodied, like David Lapham's Young Liars 1: Daydream Believer, and pale like Outlaw Nation. I'm rather annoyed to hear about the imminent cancellation of the former, and it isn't helped by Air's more closely resembling the latter.

Like Preacher, we have a blond woman and her mysterious brunette paramour taking on a global conspiracy that would crush their love and lives. This time, the emphasis is on the heroine Blythe, an acrophobic airline stewardess. Blythe is tipped to strange goings on in the sky by a handsome, enigmatic world traveler she keeps running into in his different guises. While attracted to this man, coming into his orbit brings her to the attention of the Etesian Front, a tattooed cult of vigilantes who guard the airways. Blythe is unsure who to trust, tensions mount, and before long she's tied up in a skyjacking.

The opening chapter in this collection of the first five issues is an excellent oversized teaser of the series' premise. There was a lot of promise there, but the series seemed poised to jump the shark with the very next issue. A supernatural component is introduced, as events become increasingly more fantastic in nature. The book begins to favor action and intrigue over exposition, but a pointed observation comes into view: neither the writer nor the artist are especially adept with action and intrigue. Scenes shift without warning, characters appear and vanish without explanation, and violence is rendered in a stilted, awkward fashion. The invisible hands of the conspirators are all too apparent, and the creators are just plain hamfisted. The fourth issue deals in metaphysics and the origins of Blythe's phobia, by way of a rushed and unsatisfying conclusion to prior events. The issue ends with a big leap into nonsense, leading to a final chapter where a levy of bullshit breaks. There are big revelations, but they're silly and end about halfway through the issue. Then there's a mercilessly moronic action sequence involving Heckle and Jeckle analogues leading to a "surprise" guest appearance that's been done so often, its only impact is in its stunning predictability. You'll get flashbacks to the final seasons of X-Files, and it's the worst possible way to halt an introductory trade.

This isn't my first bad experience with writer G. Willow Wilson, who also subjected me to the clunky Vixen: Return of the Lion mini-series. Wilson is desperately in need of polish or a co-writer, because while she has ability, it isn't enough to provide a well rounded graphic novel narrative. Her strengths seems to be in her dialog and concepts, but her ability to translate them to panel work leaves a lot to be desired. Artist M.K. Perker comes off as Julie Douchet providing layouts for Ian Churchill. The book looks as good as that combination of disparate influences can allow, but it's a queer combination regardless. That's somewhat indicative of my issues with the book as a whole-- too many ingredients that don't quite relate to one another thrown into a soup.

Wednesday, May 6, 2009

A Frank Review of "Ator: The Fighting Eagle" (1982)

The Short Version? Worst. Barbarian. Ever?
What Is It? Sword & Sandals.
Who Is In It? Miles O'Keeffe, Laura Gemser.
Should I See It? God No!



Sword and sorcery with all the wires and plastic bits showing. The worst Joe D'Amato movie I've seen yet, which says a lot. Not remotely good, but passingly amusing if you've had a lot to drink. Less legal enhancers couldn't hurt. I rented this for the Laura Gemser, but not only is there no relation to Black Emanuelle here, but no nudity to speak of. She's pretty much in one crappy scene. Worse, I will now associate Gemser with the withered crone she turns out to be in this stupid flick. Thanks a lot, Ator, you A-Hole!

Tuesday, May 5, 2009

A Frank Review of "Night of the Comet" (1984)

The Short Version? The Omega Valley Girls
What Is It? Horror Comedy.
Who Is In It? Chakotay from Star Trek Voyager, that girl from Chopping Mall
Should I See It? Yes.



I first caught this flick late at night on local television around 1989. There's something special about being young, dumb, semi-conscious, and exposed to heavy doses of '80s action-comedy mixed with sci-fi horror that made it irresistible then and continues to please me now. From the cornball narration and Casio synth that opens the feature, you are well prepared to take none of this seriously, which is essential. There is no way you can call this a quality production (budget estimates: $700,000-3M,) but for the love of Pete, it's inherently kewl. Take Charlton Heston out of The Omega Man, replace him with cute chicks, keep the automatic weapons, and spice with flesh eating zombies. What's not to love?

Catherine Mary Stewart plays theater usherette Regina, whose late night tryst with the projectionist saves her from bearing witness to the comet that killed the dinosaurs. It handled humanity twice as well, turning the majority of the population into a fine red powder. By divine intervention or plot contrivance, Reggie's cheerleader sister Samantha (Kelli Maroney) also manages to survive. The less fortunate continue a terminal half-life, their minds and bodies deteriorating, and their intentions murderous. The pair soon meet another "normal" person, truck driver Hector (Robert Beltran,) which sets up romantic conflict between the sisters. Separately and as a group, the three have episodic adventures in post-apocalyptic L.A.

The horror influences, from The Last Man on Earth to The Twilight Zone are obvious, down to a rewrite of Ben's recollection from Night of the Living Dead. However, unlike 28 Days Later..., Comet owes its tone more to the Amy Heckerling and John Hughes school than Romero and Fulci. Part of what makes the movie so much fun is its balance between legitimate tension, and its taking the piss out of itself the rest of the time. Someone in production obviously had connections to local L.A. acts, as there's a hefty soundtrack of polished tunes that never made it to the radio, but evoke their era nicely. Part of the movie's charm is its utter lack of meaning, and its representation of period excess, rejecting every criticism Dawn of the Dead made with a big grin and turn of its padded shoulder. If you love the Reagan era and would like to see a progenitor to the Screams and Buffy the Vampire Slayers of the 90s, look here.

Monday, May 4, 2009

More Jim Lee Omega Red Concept Sketches

I've been pretty unmotivated to post lately, due to a variety of factors. I should be back to something resembling a daily schedule again, but I still wanted to offer up a set of conciliatory posts. To that end, I scanned a bunch of Jim Lee images from Amazing Heroes #192 (July, 1991) for your viewing pleasure. I couldn't care less about Omega Red, but my girlfriend likes him, and I've got concept sketches...

Sunday, May 3, 2009

1991 Jim Lee Omega Red Concept Sketches



Running in reverse sequence, here are the first sketches of the X-Men villain from Amazing Heroes #192 (July, 1991) that ran with an interview of the artist.

Saturday, May 2, 2009

1991 Jim Lee Punisher/Nick Fury Graphic Novel Panel



The caption from an interview in Amazing Heroes #192 (July, 1991) read "Lee & Greg Wright's Punisher/Nick Fury graphic novel should be out this year if Lee gives up enough weekends." Fans of his increasingly tardy DC work should take heart that nearly twenty years later, "Rules of the Game" remains unpublished.

Friday, May 1, 2009

nurghophonic jukebox: "My Man" by Fanny Brice

Written By: Jacques Charles, Channing Pollack, Albert Willemetz, and Maurice Yvain.
Released: 1921 (1916 as original French "Mon Homme" by Mistinguett)
Jacques Charles, Channing Pollack, Albert Willemetz, and Maurice Yvain.
Single?: A hit



It's cost me a lot
But there's one thing that I've got
It's my man
Cold and wet, tired you bet
But all that I soon forget
With my man
He's not much for looks
And no hero out of books
Is my man
Two or three girls has he
That he likes as well as me
But I love him!
I don't know why I should
He isn't good
He isn't true
He beats me too
What can I do?

Oh, my man I love him so
He'll never know
All my life is just despair
But I don't care
When he takes me in his arms
The world is bright, all right
What's the diff'rence if I say
I'll go away, When I know
I'll come back on my knees some day?
For whatever my man is
I am his forever more!
Oh, my man I love him

Sometimes I say
If I could just get away
With my man
He'd go straight sure as fate
For it never is too late
For a man
I just like to dream
Of a cottage by a stream
With my man
Where a few flowers grew
And perhaps a kid or two
Like my man
And then my eyes get wet
I 'most forget
"Til he gets hot
And tells me not to talk such rot.

Oh, my man I love him so
He'll never know
All my life is just despair
But I don't care
When he takes me in his arms
The world is bright, all right
What's the difference if I say
I'll go away, When I know
I'll come back on my knees some day?
For what ever my man is
I am his forever more!

...nurghophiles...

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