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Ze Greatest Songs Of Mein Time
A progressive "greatest hits" compilation of all the music I love...

"Add It Up" by Violent Femmes (1983)
"Cities in Dust" by Siouxsie And the Banshees (1985)
"Kick Him When He's Down" by The Offspring (1992)
"Midlife Crisis" by Faith No More (1992)
"Mutilated Lips" by Ween (1997)
"Skip A Rope" by Henson Cargill (1968)
"Wave Of Mutilation (U.K. Surf)" by the Pixies (1989)


nurghophonic distress
Worst. Fucking. Songs. Ever!!!

"Heartspark Dollarsign" by Everclear (1995)
"One Sided Love" by Mandy Moore (2001)
"Smoke" by Natalie Imbruglia (1997)
"Wannabe" by Spice Girls (1996)

Bad Covers
Why'd they have to go and ruin my jam?
"Careless Whisper" by Seether
"Eleanor Rigby" by Godhead


Audio Neurotic Fixation
Albums rarely reviewed, track by track...

Bastards of the Beat [2003] by The Damnwells
Beauty & Crime [2007] by Suzanne Vega
"The Love Symbol Album" [Unnamed, 1991] by Prince
Students of the Unusual Giant-Sized Music Special #1 [2008] by Various Artists

Audio Neurotic Compilation
All Killer, No Filler Artist "Mix Tapes"
Garbage

Discellany
1976 Rolling Stones Black And Blue Comic Book Ad
1989 Pepsi/Madonna "Make A Wish/Like A Prayer" Ad
2001 Aaliyah Album Comic Book Ad
2012 James Bond 007 50th Anniversary Movie Theme Song Countdown


nurghophonic jukebox general selections by song title
"Molly (16 Candles Down the Drain)" by Sponge [1994]

"A Little Bit Of Soap" by the Jarmels (1961)
"Afraid" by Nelly Furtado (2006)
"Ain't She Sweet" by Gene Austin (1927)
"American Made" by Oak Ridge Boys (1983)
"Anything" by Sixpence None the Richer (1997)

"Bernadette" by The Four Tops (1967)
"Black Flag" by King's X (1992)
"Breakin' Dishes" by Rihanna (2007)

"Come Back When You Grow Up" by Bobby Vee (1967)
"Como Si No Nos Hubieramos Amado" by Laura Pausini (2004)

"Digital Versicolor" by Glass Candy (2007)
"Don't Get Around Much Anymore" by Nat King Cole (1957)

"Ésta Es Tu Vida" by Hombres G (1990)

"Fake Tales Of San Francisco" by Arctic Monkeys (2006)
"Fashion Freak" by Naked Ape (2005)
"Feeling Without Touching" by Glass Candy (2008)
"Fill Me Up" by Linda Perry

"Here in Your Bedroom" by Goldfinger (1996)
"Home" by Edward Sharpe & The Magnetic Zeros (2009)
"Honey" by Bobby Goldsboro (1968)

"I Got A Girl" by Tripping Daisy (1995)
"I'm Gonna be a Wheel Someday" by Fats Domino (1959)
"I'm Not Your Toy" by La Roux (2009)
"If I Had A Rocket Launcher" by Bruce Cockburn (1984)

"Jungle Fever" by The Chakachas (1972)

"Know Who You Are at Every Age" by Cocteau Twins (1993)

"Leftover Wine" by Melanie (1970)
"Like A Drug" by They Eat Their Own (1990)
"Like A Prayer" by Madonna (1989)

"Maria" by Blondie (1999)
"Mmm Mmm Mmm Mmm" by Crash Test Dummies (1993)
"Molly (16 Candles Down the Drain)" by Sponge [1994]
"Mutilated Lips" by Ween (1997)

"My Girl Bill" by Jim Stafford (1973)
"My Man" by Fanny Brice (1921)

"No Hard Feelings" by The Bloodhound Gang (2005)
"Nobody Move" by Eazy-E [featuring MC Ren] (1988)

"Old Fashioned Morphine" by Jolie Holland (2004)

"Phantom 309" by Red Sovine (1967)

"Rose Of The Devil's Garden" by Tiger Army (2004)

"Saturday Saviour" by Failure (1996)
"Sea Legs" by The Shins (2007)
"Sick and Beautiful" by Artificial Joy Club (1997)
"Silent All These Years" by Tori Amos (1992)
"Stay" by Shakespears Sister (1992)

"Tall Cans In The Air" by Transplants (2002)
"Teach Me Tonight" by Jo Stafford (1955)

"Undo Redo" by Naked Ape (2006)

"Wait" by The Beatles (1965)
"We Need A Resolution" by Aaliyah [featuring Timbaland] (2001)
"Who Is He And What Is He To You?" by Me'Shell NdegéOcello (1996)

"Your Love Just Ain't Right" by Angel (1991)



ALL Songs By Artist
Aaliyah: "We Need A Resolution" (2001)

Tori Amos: "Silent All These Years" (1992)

Angel: "Your Love Just Ain't Right" (1991)

Arctic Monkeys: "Fake Tales Of San Francisco" (2006)

Artificial Joy Club: "Sick and Beautiful" (1997)

Gene Austin: "Ain't She Sweet" (1927)

The Beatles: "Wait" (1965)

Blondie: "Maria" (1999)

The Bloodhound Gang: "No Hard Feelings" (2005)

Henson Cargill: "Skip A Rope" (1968)

The Chakachas: "Jungle Fever" (1972)

Cocteau Twins: "Know Who You Are at Every Age" (1993)

Bruce Cockburn: "If I Had A Rocket Launcher" (1984)

Crash Test Dummies: "Mmm Mmm Mmm Mmm" (1993)

Eazy-E: "Nobody Move" (1988)

Everclear: "Heartspark Dollarsign" (1995)

Failure: "Saturday Saviour" (1996)

Faith No More: "Midlife Crisis" (1992)

Fanny Brice: "My Man"

Nat King Cole: "Don't Get Around Much Anymore" (1957)

Fats Domino: "I'm Gonna be a Wheel Someday" (1959)

Nelly Furtado: "Afraid" (2006)

The Four Tops: "Bernadette" (1967)

Glass Candy:
"Digital Versicolor" (2007)
"Feeling Without Touching" (2008)

Goldfinger: "Here in Your Bedroom" (1996)

Bobby Goldsboro: "Honey" (1968)

Jolie Holland: "Old Fashioned Morphine" (2004)

Hombres G: "Ésta Es Tu Vida" (1990)

Natalie Imbruglia: "Smoke" (1997)

The Jarmels: "A Little Bit Of Soap" (1961)

King's X: "Black Flag" (1992)

La Roux: "I'm Not Your Toy" (2009)

Madonna: "Like A Prayer" (1989)

Melanie: "Leftover Wine" (1970)

Mandy Moore: "One Sided Love" (2001)

Naked Ape:
"Fashion Freak" (2005)
"Undo Redo" (2006)

Me'Shell NdegéOcello: "Who Is He And What Is He To You?" (1996)

Oak Ridge Boys: "American Made" (1983)

The Offspring: "Kick Him When He's Down" (1992)

Laura Pausini: "Como Si No Nos Hubieramos Amado" (2004)

Linda Perry: "Fill Me Up" (1996)

Pixies: "Wave Of Mutilation [U.K. Surf]" (1989)

Red Sovine: "Phantom 309" (1967)

Rihanna: "Breakin' Dishes" (2007)

Shakespears Sister: "Stay" (1992)

Edward Sharpe & The Magnetic Zeros: "Home" (2009)

Jim Stafford: "My Girl Bill" (1973)

Jo Stafford: "Teach Me Tonight" (1955)

The Shins: "Sea Legs" (2007)

Sixpence None the Richer: "Anything"

Siouxsie And the Banshees: "Cities in Dust" (1985)

Spice Girls: "Wannabe" (1996)

Sponge: "Molly (16 Candles Down the Drain)" [1994]

They Eat Their Own: "Like A Drug" (1997)

Tiger Army: "Rose Of The Devil's Garden" (2004)

Transplants: "Tall Cans In The Air" (2002)

Tripping Daisy: "I Got A Girl" (1995)

Bobby Vee: "Come Back When You Grow Up" (1967)

Violent Femmes: "Add It Up" (1983)

Ween: "Mutilated Lips" (1997)

Amy Winehouse: "Teach Me Tonight"

Faye Wong: "Know Who You Are at Every Age" (1994)

Updated:8/15/13