There is nothing wrong with your internet. Do not attempt to adjust the musical selection. We are controlling transmission. If we wish to make it louder, we will bring up the volume. If we wish to make it softer, we will tune it to a whisper. We will control the artists. We will control the decade. We can roll the selection, make it unfamiliar. We can change the focus from Merle Haggard to Vandals to Crystal Method. For the next video clip, sit quietly and we will control all that you see and hear. We repeat: there is nothing wrong with your internet connection. You are about to participate in a sonic adventure. You are about to experience the awe and mystery which reaches from the inner ear to... the nurghophonic jukebox.
Ze Greatest Songs Of Mein Time
A progressive "greatest hits" compilation of all the music I love...
"Add It Up" by Violent Femmes (1983)
"Cities in Dust" by Siouxsie And the Banshees (1985)
"Kick Him When He's Down" by The Offspring (1992)
"Midlife Crisis" by Faith No More (1992)
"Skip A Rope" by Henson Cargill (1968)
"Wave Of Mutilation (U.K. Surf)" by the Pixies (1989)
nurghophonic distress
Worst. Fucking. Songs. Ever!!!
"Heartspark Dollarsign" by Everclear (1995)
"One Sided Love" by Mandy Moore (2001)
"Smoke" by Natalie Imbruglia (1997)
"Wannabe" by Spice Girls (1996)
Audio Neurotic Fixation
Albums rarely reviewed, track by track...
Bastards of the Beat [2003] by The Damnwells
Beauty & Crime [2007] by Suzanne Vega
"The Love Symbol Album" [Unnamed, 1991] by Prince
Students of the Unusual Giant-Sized Music Special #1 [2008] by Various Artists
Audio Neurotic Compilation
All Killer, No Filler Artist "Mix Tapes"
Garbage
Discellany
1976 Rolling Stones Black And Blue Comic Book Ad
1989 Pepsi/Madonna "Make A Wish/Like A Prayer" Ad
2001 Aaliyah Album Comic Book Ad
nurghophonic jukebox general selections by song title
"A Little Bit Of Soap" by the Jarmels (1961)
"Ain't She Sweet" by Gene Austin (1927)
"American Made" by Oak Ridge Boys (1983)
"Anything" by Sixpence None the Richer (1997)
"Bernadette" by The Four Tops (1967)
"Black Flag" by King's X (1992)
"Breakin' Dishes" by Rihanna (2007)
"Come Back When You Grow Up" by Bobby Vee (1967)
"Don't Get Around Much Anymore" by Nat King Cole (1957)
"Fake Tales Of San Francisco" by Arctic Monkeys (2006)
"Fashion Freak" by Naked Ape (2005)
"I'm Gonna be a Wheel Someday" by Fats Domino (1959)
"Jungle Fever" by The Chakachas (1972)
"Know Who You Are at Every Age" by Cocteau Twins (1993)
"Leftover Wine" by Melanie (1970)
"Like A Drug" by They Eat Their Own (1990)
"Like A Prayer" by Madonna (1989)
"Maria" by Blondie (1999)
"Mmm Mmm Mmm Mmm" by Crash Test Dummies (1993)
"My Girl Bill" by Jim Stafford (1973)
"My Man" by Fanny Brice (1921)
"No Hard Feelings" by The Bloodhound Gang (2005)
"Nobody Move" by Eazy-E [featuring MC Ren] (1988)
"Phantom 309" by Red Sovine (1967)
"Saturday Saviour" by Failure (1996)
"Sea Legs" by The Shins (2007)
"Sick and Beautiful" by Artificial Joy Club (1997)
"Tall Cans In The Air" by Transplants (2002)
"Teach Me Tonight" by Jo Stafford (1955)
"Undo Redo" by Naked Ape (2006)
"Wait" by The Beatles (1965)
"We Need A Resolution" by Aaliyah [featuring Timbaland] (2001)
ALL Songs By Artist
Aaliyah: "We Need A Resolution" (2001)
Arctic Monkeys: "Fake Tales Of San Francisco" (2006)
Artificial Joy Club: "Sick and Beautiful" (1997)
Gene Austin: "Ain't She Sweet" (1927)
The Beatles: "Wait" (1965)
Blondie: "Maria" (1999)
The Bloodhound Gang: "No Hard Feelings" (2005)
Henson Cargill: "Skip A Rope" (1968)
The Chakachas: "Jungle Fever" (1972)
Cocteau Twins: "Know Who You Are at Every Age" (1993)
Crash Test Dummies: "Mmm Mmm Mmm Mmm" (1993)
Eazy-E: "Nobody Move" (1988)
Everclear: "Heartspark Dollarsign" (1995)
Failure: "Saturday Saviour" (1996)
Faith No More: "Midlife Crisis" (1992)
Fanny Brice: "My Man"
Nat King Cole: "Don't Get Around Much Anymore" (1957)
Fats Domino: "I'm Gonna be a Wheel Someday" (1959)
The Four Tops: "Bernadette" (1967)
Natalie Imbruglia: "Smoke" (1997)
The Jarmels: "A Little Bit Of Soap" (1961)
King's X: "Black Flag" (1992)
Madonna: "Like A Prayer" (1989)
Melanie: "Leftover Wine" (1970)
Mandy Moore: "One Sided Love" (2001)
Naked Ape:
"Fashion Freak" (2005)
"Undo Redo" (2006)
Oak Ridge Boys: "American Made" (1983)
The Offspring: "Kick Him When He's Down" (1992)
Pixies: Wave Of Mutilation [U.K. Surf] (1989)
Red Sovine: "Phantom 309" (1967)
Rihanna: "Breakin' Dishes" (2007)
Jim Stafford: "My Girl Bill" (1973)
Jo Stafford: "Teach Me Tonight" (1955)
The Shins: "Sea Legs" (2007)
Sixpence None the Richer: "Anything"
Siouxsie And the Banshees: "Cities in Dust" (1985)
Spice Girls: "Wannabe" (1996)
They Eat Their Own: "Like A Drug" (1997)
Transplants: "Tall Cans In The Air" (2002)
Bobby Vee: "Come Back When You Grow Up" (1967)
Violent Femmes: "Add It Up" (1983)
Updated:3/2/11
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